"GOM" thread!

[Dragonkarr]

Now you've reminded me of some things that always make us laugh...

Now, flowers mostly are sold in bunches, and you put a few bunches in every bucket of water on the floor. Pop in a price sign, and some people instantly assume it's for the whole bucketful...
And, so many people come in and ask: "How long are these flowers going to last?" (We've adopted a general response: 'Until they die.')

[69Fairlane]

1. Ignorant arrogant arseholes in Toyota fourtuners, doublecab bakkies and other big SUV type vehicles, that have to drive faster than everyone else and overtake everyone.
2. People that drive up your arse when you are in the right hand lane, even if you are going to turn right up ahead
3. People who stop or turn without indicating.
4. Taxi drivers in general(there are good ones too)
5. People who think they are more important than others - Everyone is equal in the eyes of the Lord.

DC, you stole my words!!!
Some more:
1- People hooting at learners(my wife is learning) forgeting they were learners one day
2-People who park their car`s wheels right on top of the lines in the shopping mall`s parking lot
3-Even worse, some people taking up TWO parking spaces in the shopping mall`s parking lot just because they have a Toyota Fortuner or any other more expensive car

Sick already

[gordini]

If i can add up what all you people said...thats my pet hate

[FPT]

DC, you stole my words!!!
Some more:
1- People hooting at learners(my wife is learning) forgeting they were learners one day
2-People who park their car`s wheels right on top of the lines in the shopping mall`s parking lot
3-Even worse, some people taking up TWO parking spaces in the shopping mall`s parking lot just because they have a Toyota Fortuner or any other more expensive car

Sick already

I would be one of the one taking two parking spaces because other people do not care when opening doors, squeezing through with the shopping trolley and scratch my car.

I do not (do not want to) have a Fortuner but am a pain when it comes to my cars.

With no 1 and 2 you are spot on though 29fairlane!

[The Russ]

How about those idiots who drive passed u in the oncoming lane just to push in and get a better space in front of a busy road. Then they push force there way in between cars and expect that everybody must give way. Not to mention taxi drivers I lost my temper the one day with all these taxi drivers and stopped my suv in the middle of the intersection when I saw the taxi wont stop. End result taxi skipped red light and almost rolled the taxi trying to avoid me.

[neresh]

Have a fortuner and a hilux club cab which is also quite high, i have loads of respect for other road users, maybe because i own and drive heavy vehicles (big rigs) , also am very particular about my vehicles and definately not all toyota drivers can be classified as assholes.

[FPT]

So right Neresh

Its all about asshole behind the wheel and not the car itself.

I am not a Toyota fan hence my comment. I've seen Poor cars of all makes being critised because of some dumb ass driving them.

[jmvv]

1. Learner drivers at 80 kph in the right hand lane (fast lane) of the freeway; refusing to pull over.
2. Three trucks trying to overtake each other at 60, 61 and 62 kph on an uphill section of a four lane highway, blocking the three left hand lanes.
3. Drivers texting in traffic on the highway.
4. Black cars with blue lights in rush hour traffic.

[Waterhond]

Pissing Contests !

[Craig]

too funny as I thought I was the only one that thought.... here comes another @sshole when I see a Fortuna in the rear view mirror up your tail and when they pass usually laughing thinking shame they probably still upset they could not afford a real SUV with a V8, so trying to prove there fancy "Bakkie with a built in canopy" can at least go just as fast. LOL but yip not all who drive those cars are like that just surprising how many that do, fit the term. Yip when you out in your 70's car it would be nice if others realized you aint got ABS breaks you kinda need a wee bit more tar to stop!