Whats in a name??

[gordini]

Here you can check what your cars name really means....



AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man’s Companion

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

[wally]

i bought one of those gimmicky T-shirts a few years ago that read:
FORD:
F*kken Ordentlike Ry Ding

[Wingwalker]

FIAT - First in all trouble
FORD - Foute, onderdele , reparasies daagliks
BMW - Break my window
- Baie mooi wa

[Boxy MS33]

FORD = FIRST ON RACE DAY come on guys!!!

[Gunter]

maybe a little rough to put on a forum....

PONTIAC

Poor Old N... Thinks Its A Chevy!!!!

[PeteLeathersac]

Here's a few more...sorry for the duplicates..



CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Engine Ticks

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

DODGE= Dead over driven gutless engines

DODGE= Dead on day guarentee expires

DODGE= Drips oil, drips grease, everywhere

FORD= Found in Redneck Driveways

FORD= First on Race Day

FORD= Favorite of Redneck Drivers

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.

[Gavin RS]

Some good ones, At least we can laugh at them. I get ripped for driving Fords, the usual is First On Rubbish Dump, my answer Thats true as it was towing a BMW or other so would have to be first...