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ters
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by ters » Thu 23 May 2013, 15:48
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by Glen » Thu 23 May 2013, 17:14
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by gordini » Fri 24 May 2013, 10:01
In my old age...
i drink a tripple,i see double and i act single..
From Malmesbury
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ters
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by ters » Fri 24 May 2013, 10:34
Do you know only a dog and a Land Rover gets stuck......?
Ters.
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Insomnia
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by Insomnia » Fri 24 May 2013, 12:36
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
C-h-e-v-r-o-l-e-t
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time
-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
How do Gay guys come out to their parents?
They say "I like Chevy's"
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by Mopar 440 » Fri 24 May 2013, 13:57
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Bearhawke
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by Bearhawke » Fri 24 May 2013, 16:14
BMW: Big Mechanical Waste.
I know a few others but they're flagrantly racist.
Bearhawke in Az, USA
1998 Plymouth Grand Voyager minivan.
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Ghost
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by Ghost » Fri 24 May 2013, 17:14
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Gé Davids
1958 Ford Prefect
1979 Ford Mustang Fastback
Bring back the Ford that chases Porsche's for a living, the 5.0 lives again!
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Burnthosetyres
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by Burnthosetyres » Fri 24 May 2013, 18:22
You start with Landrover bashing, at your peril!!
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'A Camaro is a little animal that eats Mustangs!'
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by Burnthosetyres » Fri 24 May 2013, 18:23
This should rule some feathers.....
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